Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. Yesterday was the last day of 8th grade. We completed 3 years in that absolute shit show of a school. I'm going to miss Mariana, Dmytro, Precious, and Nicolette. Everyone else can like low key suck my dick. Like hella low key. Under the bed. In the subway station. Somewhere pretty low.
Most of all I'm going to miss DMYTRO AAAAAAAHHHHHH HE'S FAR AS SHIT!!!!!! I was crying to Remy Ratatouille on FaceTime and she said that it's actually not that far but in my mind he's like in Mongolia. I hope he ate good today. Him and his gorgeous dog FANCY.
I moved on Tuesday and my dad gave me directions on how to get to school, but I didn't really understand what he said. In the morning, I was wandering aimlessly through the neighborhood, until I stopped at the bank to look up my school on google maps because I DEADASS had no fucking clue where I was going.
It gave me walking directions and there was no way in hell I was going to walk a mile to school, but I remembered that my dad told me the bus stop was near a gas station near 7-11. I looked up "7-11" and "gas station near me" but I don't know how to read maps. I was tempted to ask some dude where 7-11 was but I was scared he was going to murder me so I trusted my gut and kept going straight.
My dumb ass finally made it to 7-11 and almost got on the wrong bus , but I made it to school early as shit babeyyy !!!!!
Mariana asked me if I brought my camera and I almost started crying. I did not bring my camera. I am idiot. I wanted to get a picture of the big MAD, but I could not. Why? Because I'm idiot.
I got an 84 on my Algebra regents and I thinks it's because I have a gargantuan hunk a lunk ass brain. I've got the mind of a mastermind. Albert Einstein DIED trying to recreate what I have. I have an IQ of 420. I was chosen to be in the math OLYMPICS in 3rd grade. I pussied out, but I was chosen. Power baby, power.
I think I failed the earth science regents though because I ain't finish the shits. I was on like question 79 of 85 when there was like 2 minutes remaining. What the fuck is an isotope? I never heard of that. I heard that 3 people in my class failed and I think that's me. They were trying to address me.
Mr. DunneJaffe signed our yearbooks but I found out that he is a scammer because he started all of them the same. "It was an honor to work with you" my smelly ASS! After he told me I had an intellectual aura! He is fake! A liar! A user! A traitor! I'm hurt. I'mma go back to that school and break his other hand. NEVER trust a lefty. Except my guitar teacher she's iconic we stan.
I didn't start crying until we said goodbye to Dmytro. I was out of it. Mariana, Nicolette, and I went to applebees and got lots of chicken tenders. We kept laughing because Nicolette's empty leftover box kept flying open while the waitress was giving us the check. It was only full of crumbs I'm OUTTTT!!! I also realized that we forgot to tip her. I'm very very very sorry I hope she's okay.
We went to some stores to get Dmytro stuff for his birthday. His fat ass better be grateful. He better wear his clothes every day.
Xoxo stay sextuplets 😍😍
