Sorry Hunty, That's A Hate Crime

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Today I presented my Italian project. Ms Spatola's niece and all the other kids gave me a good score and I quaked. One kid gave me a 20. My life as a Hollywood Starlet has just begun.
When I was going to my guitar lesson, I went to 7/11 with my dad and I realized we were twinning. We were both wearing a black hoodie and blue jeans. You may be thinking, "actually, you ass trickle, you were wearing grey pants." Or maybe not, because you don't give a shit about what pants I was wearing. If you did, I changed my pants because I got a stain on it and it had to be washed. I got a slurpee and I zucced it up. It was Pina Colada. Yeah. True. I also heard Rehab by Amy Winehouse on the radio. It's the circle of life. The first time I heard that song was on the radio in that car. Then I added it to Larger Dog because it was a bop. And I heard it again like almost a year later.
For lunch, I ate a grilled cheese and french fries. That is all about that. During Social Studies, Mariana was organizing Dmytro's (?? or Felicity idk) Sharpies and I used the black one to write on my folder Billie Joe is the skinniest legend. That's just the truth.

Did you know your asshole could fall out? I hope that doesn't happen. I think it happens when you have butthole sex 2 hard :( . Don't have butthole sex 2 hard. Ouch y'all.

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Two bops in one.

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