Today is my birthday gang gang gang gang gang. I am officially 14 years old.
This morning, I woke up and started to get ready and I was like huh-wooahh, this shits coming together but then my hair was looking like it was that of ten year old Barbie doll found dead in an alley. It wasn't my best look but then I put earrings on and some lip gloss that I found under my bed. It became bearable.
Unfortunately I was going too hard to taki taki in the elevator and rubbed the lip gloss off with the hand that I used as a microphone.
I was walking to the bus stop and literally all of my joints started hurting so I don't know what the fuck that was all about because i don't even have arthritis like this is so disappointing what the fuck
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Okay so, I got to school and I thought we were going to have a sub for math, but we didn't. Mrs. Ago's powerful self pulled up to teach us some math. She was big mad that a lot of people didn't stay for after school. I can relate because i haven't showed up even ONCE. I also haven't started studying and the test is in like 20 days yuh, but I believe I will pass because I'm always being told that I have the like the mind of a mastermind 😌✨
Not a lot of stuff happened during Science, but during Italian, Mariana took her speaking part of the foreign language proficiency exam. I was trying to practice with her, but neither of us even know how to speak Italian like that. I just kept saying words that didn't even connect to each other because I ain't even know how to conjugate half the shits, so I was making a fool out of myself saying stuff like "You I to eat food cousin what is she cook kitchen what time is it"
In VE, there were mad people in there. I had one of the humongous laptops and I was playing embarrassing ass dress up games with Mariana. We were trying to play Spank Dora Butt, but we were RUDELY interrupted by some kid. Mariana turned the brightness all the way down and proceeded to spank the booty at an ASS-tounding 548 miles per hour.
During the Arista ceremony, I got a sash thingy for making 3 years in a row 😎. Transphobe got one too and I overheard Precious say some shit about "his back is showing" and I nearly screamed.
Dmytro and Precious KILLED their performances like holy fuck ma. It slapped so hard that it left a red mark on my big watermelon head. Speaking of that, my head hurts because I ate a bag of dorito dinamatas or whatever.
I keep forgetting that it's my birthday because when my dad asked me what I wanted to for dinner I was like uh why bro I just got a 90 ah hahaha...
I saw a cake in the fridge as well and I was like who's obese self is that for, but it was me. I'm the obese.
I'm going to sleep now.
