AHHHH, But When You're Inside Of Her

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            My period is coming on Wednesday my dudes. 😔😔😔😔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈. Ahhh, but when you're inside of her. I don't know why I felt the need to share that, but my head hurts, bitch.
           Tomorrow is the second S.I.T. trip. I got so scared when Mrs. Shabber said my name when she was on the phone. I thought I was in trouble or some shit. Y'all Know Who is going on that trip too.

        I don't know why we have two trips

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        I don't know why we have two trips. What the fuck is the point? Am I just gonna see the same stuff again? The first trip was on Halloween. I remember that either the principal or the assistant principal was dressed as a crab. We ate lunch in this wild ass conference room with the biggest chairs in entire fucking universe. Those shits were so fucking hard to move. You had to like climb to get out of them. I sat next to Y'all Know Who by accident and I sat in awkward silence as we ate our lunch. I was scared and I was like please don't watch me eat please don't watch me eat please don't watch me eat please don't watch me eat please don't watch me eat lol suck my cock don't  watch me eat please don't watch me eat, as if he fucking was??? I don't know. My family always makes fun of how I eat and drink. When I drink, I always only use the right side of my mouth and it looks stupid as fuck. When I eat, that shit gets fucking everywhere no matter how careful I try to be. Like, I take one bite, and the next thing you know it's in my anus.
                   Anyway, I might've upgraded since then, and will not be a total fucking infant goo goo ga ga motherfucker. On the topic of goo goo ga ga motherfuckers, Mr. Correll said that his baby is supposed to be coming by the 30th. It better not be born on my birthday. That's my day.

Song Of The Day:

This was Maroon 5's original band

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This was Maroon 5's original band. Adam Levine sings this.

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