Hey lol this chapter is gonna be longer than Gods dong. So sorry in advance. :)
I hate school so FUCKING MUCH. I'm tired of it and I feel like an actual slice of ass pizza right now. Just flopping around, unwanted, stinking up the damn place.
This week has been such a rollercoaster??? I started off the week on Tuesday, on my way back from counseling 😌💅 checking my phone because Mariana texted me i think, when I open what I thought was a scammer trying to SCAM me.
It turned out to be a text from this girl I was friends with in elementary school. She sent me this fat ass ESSAY about me supposedly stealing her littlest pet shops??? Yeah uh, HUUUHHH?? She was talking bout how she lost sleep over it and was crying and I kinda wanted to laugh, but I also felt bad for her low key.
I sent the screenshots to Mariana who of course was HOLLERING over that fact that I was being threatened over some LPS from the 5th ass grade.
The next day I was excited because I was gonna spend the whole day talking shit about her, but unfortunately, Mariana was absent 😔 🥺.
But on THURDAY THOUGH, Mariana came back and my shit talking resumed ;)). At first it was just Mariana ready to beat her up, by then Dmytro was on board, then Precious and Felicity And Linda, And at that point, basically everyone was on my side.
Precious and I were getting SO FUCKIN HYPED about confronting her when we got in the bus, Mariana and Felicity were like hehehe in the background, sis I was on cloud nine in this bitch.
Then when we stepped on the bus, we saw her, and precious and I looked at each other, and just walked to the back of the bus. Girl what-
We were talking to Jessica about it and I was showing her the new texts, and oh shit I forgot to mention. On Wednesday night, I had gotten more texts from her about how I can't ignore it forever 🥵👊 and that she knew that I saw her messages because I accidentally fucking FACE TIMED HER whiletryingtochange her contact name with my BIG FAT THUMBY WUMBY !!! SKSKSKSK
I had also gotten a message from "someone else" who I figured was probably her texting from her iPad or her iMac (ugh the wealth ✨). I suspected this because the message was trying so hard to convince me it wasn't her. It said shit like "whatever email this is isn't mine" and " the girl who you stole it from, who isn't me by the way" and stuff like that. This powerful piece of literature also coined the ICONIC phrase "YOU ARE THE THIEF". Precious and I were SCREAMING OVER THAT DKSKDKDM.
After that we started getting ready to actually confront her. When we got off the bus, she was walking with her friend, and Precious and I were walking behind them. Precious went bold on my pussy self and said "you're threatening April over littlest pet shops?" She turned around and said " I didn't threaten her.." My fat ass was like OWO WE DOING THIS NOW?? As if we weren't preparing for it all day.But damn, this was it, it was TIIIIMMME FOR A CONFRONTATION !!!
I didn't want to seem like a pussy ass bitch, so I went ALL IN ON HER. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best idea. I was like "I don't have your FUCKING lps, BITCH. I don't have that SHIT !!! 😡❌💢🚫🛑‼️" I got aggressive because I thought she would be, but uhh, she was like "I'm glad we're past this now" and started CRYING. I was like uhh... and looked at precious for guidance, but we were just in AWE. I mean she's a Pisces, so what did I expect 🤧. I felt a bit of regret, not because I gave any shit about her feelings at all, but because I didn't want to come off as a bitch to other people, y'know?
So I guess that's the end of a saga.
I'm gonna rewind a little bit to Monday, first period. We got a new student, who I will refer to as bitchface. When she first arrived, I was kinda excited because I like new people. But by second period, she just started becoming very unlikeable. I said to Mariana during VE, "She's probably a Scorpio." And I asked her her birthday and she was IN FACT, and Scorpio.
I mean I usually like Scorpios, even though I made it my whole thing that I hate them 🤪UwU. Most of the Scorpios in my life are nice, like my sister, my grandma and grandpa, Rat Boy, and sometimes my mom. But bitchface is just so.... much.
During math Mrs Ago was talking to her about what she's learned in math so far, and she said that she already took the Regents and got a 92. Everyone was like "WooOOw" and like kissing her ass, then someone asked her what school she went to and she was like "a Russian school" and did this cringe ass thumbs up that just got me feeling some type of way.
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I know I probably seem like a jealous ass cunt or something, but bitchface really just comes off as kind of pretentious and annoying. I'm not the only one who feels this way though, I'm glad. I'm not gonna out anyone who does, just in case someone finds this and snitches on me. I'm willing to take one for the team if that do happen though 😔👊.
She reminds me of my cousin in a way, but only my cousin is actually bearable, while bitchface is absolutely not. Being a kiss ass will only get you so far baby 🥺 🍼💕
Goodbye, XOXO GirlGoneGamer
I also got Mariana to hate Ryan Ross so that pretty much solidifies me liking him. Also I'm probably not gonna get into Arista this year so heehee OWO babyyy
