Billie Joe OUTSKINNIED Mariah!!

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      Today at school, we had our first Arista meeting. I handed in my papers and got the slips and stuff. I'm worried about getting a dress for the stupid ass Arista ceremony. It's so extra. I'm already self conscious about ??? Me?? I don't even know what, and just wow,, I wonder how much more self conscious I'm gonna be now that I know that I know that Y'all Know Whomst is gonna be there. Oh wow. FUCK. I shouldn't be this scared over something so small and irrelevant. I also need shoes. Whatever. I just hope that I look like a snacc. I probably won't. But a bitch can hope. Will he look like a snacc? He's definitely gonna outskinny me.
             I need to print out my motherfucking science paper. I also need to tune my FAT guitar. I mean, I probably don't. It's fine. I don't want to tune my guitar today. It's such a damn process. I have to make multiple trips. I have to move my cables and amp to my parents' room because I can't use the outlet in my room, because my bed is too close to the wall, so I can't plug it in. THEN, I have to get my tuner and guitar pick. Then, I have to get my book and the actual guitar. Then I have to do all that stuff again when I'm done. It's worth it, though. I want to learn the guitar. I enjoy it, even though it can get hard sometimes. One day, I can outskinny Billie Joe Armstrong. No, that's not possible. I can't outskinny him. I can only come close. 
      I'm not sure what else to say, so I'm going to share some of my reaction pictures, mostly of Billie Joe Armstrong.

        I'm not sure what else to say, so I'm going to share some of my reaction pictures, mostly of Billie Joe Armstrong

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This makes me NUT so hard. Look at that juicy man. I'm gonna lick him. 🤤🤤😔😩😩😩👅👅💦 This is what I feel like after slightly brushing against y'all know who. (The picture, not the caption, dear god)

This is a good picture to send to your friends when they make fun of your period fetish

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This is a good picture to send to your friends when they make fun of your period fetish.

This picture makes me fucking scream

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This picture makes me fucking scream. Me when I??? Me when I hear Warning. Buy Warning.

Warning by Green Day can make you feel like this

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Warning by Green Day can make you feel like this.

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This cover brings out the Caribbean part of me

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This cover brings out the Caribbean part of me. It definitely 10/10 makes my bussy mcfricken mcchicken bop.

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