First things first, let's get something straight: Wearing a plain white or black t-shirt makes you 10x hotter. I first discovered this when Y'all Know Who was wearing a sweater one day, and then later, he took it off and was wearing a white t-shirt and my stupid ass went from
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To fucking
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As you know, this wouldn't work for everyone, since 10 x 0 = 0, and 10 x 1 = 10. Never underestimate the power of black and white. Especially the song Black or White by Michael Jackson. He might be a pedophile. That's not fun. So today at lunch, Mariana and I went to the corner that we sat at in 6th grade, and reminisced. These damn 6th graders were like on top of us and I was like "can you get your fat asses away?" and they probably heard me, but wouldn't step to me. Step to me. You'd win. They went away and we continued talking. My short term memory headass doesn't even remember what we were talking about. OH YEAH. I was drinking my water and Mariana was like "That's Y'all Know Who's pee." I continued drinking. She asked me if I would drink his pee or eat his shit and I'm fucking screaming just thinking about it. She said she wouldn't, not even for her cutie. Damn, not even for him. Mariana has her dignity. I barely do.
Song Of The Day:
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