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Fake Choking

A/N: I don't even know.

Charles P.O.V

I walked into my shared house with my lovely husband. I heard coughing and wheezing. The hell. 

"Honey I'm home~" I chirped taking off my shoes. I stood by the door waiting for John to come kiss my face. He usually did that when I got home. "John?!" I said while walking upstairs looking for my beloved John. The coughing got louder. I opened our bedroom door and saw John on the floor practically dying. I stood there for a second taking in everything. I held in my laughter. (A/N I died writing this part idk why tho). I poked John's stomach to see if that would help. "You good?" I asked moving my hair from my view. John sat up and looked at me like bitch-do-I-look-good-to-you? I started laughing my ass off at this point. My face was as red as a tomato and tears were pouring from my eyes due to me laughing so hard. John just pouted a threw a flip flop at me. "Ow!" I screeched rubbing my head. "You don't laugh at a person who is choking." John said standing up. "You mean fake choking dear." I said while smirking. "I mean I was choking at first on a grape but I handled it myself just .2 seconds before you walked in." He said throwing grapes at me now. "Damn. Someone is feisty and salty." I said to John. "Yes, yes I am because you thought I was faking." John said with a smirk. Shit. When John smirked it means he is up to no good. "Love bug, what are you planning?" I asked a bit scared. "Oh y'know the usual. No kisses for a week." John said smiling. I face planted onto the floor and whined. "Can I at least kiss your body?!" I whined hugging John's leg like a child. "Nope." John said popping the 'p' in nope. "Wow." I said standing up and wrapping my arms around his waist. "I thought you loved?" I asked with a fake frown. "Key word 'Thought' now I don't anymore." John said moving my hands. "Love you." John said leaving the room swaying his hips. I mentally screamed.

I spend a whole damn week without kisses.