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Ask my Lover

A/N: Thaurens because why not.  I guess youtube, Au. Huehue sorry if it's not how you want it.

Thomas' P.O.V

I sat in front of my camera, my tiny Lover in my lap.

"You guys requested this so here we go. Hey, people of the internert...fucking stalkers today I'm here with My lover John, and today I'll ask them some questions you guys wanted to know. " 

"I don't wanna do this video," They pouted crossing his arms. I kissed their head. 

"What's the first question?" They grumbled. 

(A/N: These are made up names btw)

"Okay the first question is from fart_face87 and he asked, "Do you have any special talents?"

"Yeah, I do but I only show them to Tommy." They winked at the camera I blushed, I coughed and cleared my throat." 

"Next questions is from Comababy and she asked, " 1. How long can you stick in a relationship? And 2. Which one do you prefer? Trust, or love? Why?"

"Okay the longest I've been in a relationship that was for 3 years then he broke it off due to him cheating on me. And I'd prefer Trust because I need your trust in order to love you. Does that make sense?" They answered.

"Criesoftheelephantman asked, "What is probably the hardest thing to lose in your case? Why is it hard to give up?" 

"Um, my answer is a bit cliche but the hardest thing to lose in my case is my trust in a person because Betrayal in the form of infidelity in romantic relationships can cause trust issues throughout a person's life. Like mine, I've experienced it plenty of times which caused me to have horrible trust issues with people including Thomas for a while." They said.

"Dead asked,  "What is the hardest/difficult thing you revealed to someone you are probably in love with? You love them, or you don't love them as they do?"

 "The hardest thing I've revealed to Thomas is that I'm transgender." 

"Gunsforhands asked, "Apart from romantic love, when did you last tell someone that you loved them? What did they mean to you?"

"So yesterday I sitting on the couch right. I forgot with what people but I was on the couch with my bird, his name is Gayer and I told him I love him 1. because I have no actual human friends and 2.because I do he's my fucking son. I'ma go get him." They stood up from my lap and went to get the Sun Conure bird. They came back and sat in my lap.

"Where's the baby?" I asked referring to Gayer. He poked his head of John's shirt. "Aww," I cooed. "Gayer, say 'hi'" John said to the bird. Gayer chirped in response and hid in John's shirt again. 

"Cute, anyways."

"Ack! He's pecking my binder," John screeched. They dismissed himself to the side. I watched him struggle to get Gayer our of their shirt. I dismissed myself to the side as well to help John. I lifted his shirt and got Gayer for them. "Thanks," John hummed. "Your welcome," I pulled them back into my lap.

"Okay, we're back," I said and picked up my phone again.

"Tough_cookie asked, "Do you want to get married?" John looked up at me then back at the camera.

"You want my honest opinion?" They asked me. I nodded.

"Yeah, I wanna get married. Tommy, get to work on buying me a ring would ya'." John gushed. I kissed their head. 

"Bob asked,  What are your pronouns and What's your eye color?"

"They/Them and Green." 

"Kermittedsewerslide asked, "When did you last cry? And Why? "

"This morning..." They mumbled. I wasn't going to make him answer the second part, it's personal. "Jackie, you don't have to answer the second part." They nodded.

"Whosmanisthis? asked 4 questions, "Do you use drugs? How old are you? Do you have a stalker? Are you wearing pants right now?"

"It depends. What kind of drugs are we talkin'? I'm 22 years old. Yes, I have a stalker. And No...No I'm not wearing pants right now, I'm sorry I wasn't in the mood to change I had a rough morning." 

"Who's your stalker pumpkin?"

"You and the internet." They smiled at me. I smiled back at them. 

"I asked, "If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?" They looked at me.

"I think everyone wants to know this question. My question I'd ask my mom if she was still alive is 'Was I an accident?'" they said playing with Gayer. I laughed.

"GremlinAlex asked, "How tall are you?"

"Firstly, fuck you, Alex, when I see you I'ma spit in your coffee and secondly I'm 4'6. Yes, I know I'm short no need to rub it in my face." They huffed. I snickered and laughed. 

"AndPringle asked, "Do you have any kinks and what are they. Have you ever masturbated? Do you still have your virginity?" 

"Damn why you wanna know all about my sexual life. The gates are closed already move on. Do I any have kinks?" John questioned. "I don't think I have any kinks. Your question was stupid and pointless Peggy. No, I have never ever masturbated that's fucking gross. And Yes I still have my virginity, that's the only innocence I have left." I laughed at their sassiness.

"Thusbagguttewasborn asked, "What are some pet peeves of Thomas that you do anyway?"

"When I get all lustful with him, but then I leave to get a snack before he tries to have sex with me. That's his biggest pet peeve."

"It's so annoying!" I whined.

"Not my fault I don't believe in sex before marriage but you do. That's also gross. You need to be mine fully before I can give myself to you." They said I kissed his cheek.

"Well, that's all the questions John can answer the rest are just dumb in my opinion and my throat hurts from reading, my legs are also numb. Anyways make sure to do all that important junk,"

"Bye, fuckers," John said flipping off the camera.