Gryffindor: Dammit! I got 33!
Hufflepuff: I got 31... *sniff
Slytherin: I got 36. I beat you all.
Gryffindor: Hey, if we combine our scores together we get 100!
Hufflepuff: Gryffindor, that's not how it works.
Ravenclaw: *cries* I got a 98. I could've gotten 100!
Slytherin: Get the f*** out of here, Ravenclaw.
Ravenclaw: ??????????
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
