Gryffindor: Hey, Ravenclaw! Who would you save if I and your girlfriend was drowning in the pond?
Ravenclaw: Hold on a sec-, why are you two together?
Gryffindor: ...huh...?
Ravenclaw: You bitch! *Grabs him by the collar
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
