A/N: Purely off the internet
Slytherin: Hey, nice jeans!
Ravenclaw: Thank you, I got it for 50% off!
Slytherin: I want them for 100% off.
Ravenclaw: So you expect the stores to just give stuff away?
Slytherin: Uh... well...
Ravenclaw: That's no way to run a business, Slyth.
Slytherin:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
