Interviewer: Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Potterhead: No.
Interviewer: LevioSA
Potterhead: It's leviOsa, not levioSA.
Interviewer: Avada Kedavra.
Potterhead: EXPELLIARMUS!
Interviewer: After all this time?
Potterhead: Always.
Interviewer: Dun-dun duh-duh-dun dun-dun dun~ (Hogwarts theme)
Potterhead: Dun duh-duh-dun dun dun~
Interviewer: Snape Snape Severus Snape
Potterhead: DUMBLEDORE!
Interviewer: Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Potterhead: No.
Interviewer: Get out.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
