Gryffindor: Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Dumbledore.
Ravenclaw: Yo mama's so annoying her scream would kill a mandrake.
Slytherin: Yo mama's so ugly Voldemort wouldn't say her name.
Hufflepuff: You guys need to learn how to be nice.
A/N: Any other Yo Mama Jokes related to Harry Potter? I'd love to hear!
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
