Hufflepuff: Slytherin, why are you so mean?
Slytherin: I can't help it, I'm a Slytherin.
Ravenclaw: No, it's not because you're a Slytherin. It's because you're a bitch.
Slytherin: What the f*** did you just say?
Ravenclaw: You're a bitch. Not all Slytherins are mean. Dude, I've seen so many good Slytherins: Slughorn, Andromeda, Astoria, Regulus, Scorpius, may I go on?
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw: (to the readers) Ladies and gentlemen, please don't act like a bitch and blame it on your Hogwarts house. Because Hufflepuffs can be bitches sometimes.
Hufflepuff: Uh, what?
Ravenclaw: Evil is not defined by Hogwarts houses. So, stop blaming your house and just stop being a bitch please.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
