Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw ordered so much food with diet coke/zero coke.
Slytherin: That amount of food is still gonna make you gain weight.
Hufflepuff: But I can't give them up!
Gryffindor: No one asked you (you filthy mudblood)!
Ravenclaw: Well, technically, since drink refill is allowed, getting a drink that has less calorie than the other does help. It's not like you can refill food, you'll have to buy more. But since drink refill is free, we'll be tempted and get more drink. So, getting a drink with less calorie does make a difference. A huge difference.
Slytherin: Wow, you know how to make excuse into logic.
Ravenclaw: v^^v
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...