Hufflepuff: Can you pass the salt?
Ravenclaw: What do we say?
Hufflepuff: Please?
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Slytherin: Can you pass the salt?
Ravenclaw: What do we say?
Slytherin: Now.
A/N: Inspired by Wednesday from The Addam's Family
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