Slytherin: Give me one reason why I shouldn't murder anyone!
Hufflepuff: You'll ruin your life!
Slytherin: My life is already ruined!
Gryffindor: Because I'll be better than you.
Slytherin: That'll never happen no matter where I am.
Ravenclaw: There's no Netflix in prison.
Slytherin:
Slytherin:
Slytherin:
Slytherin:
Slytherin: Okay. I won't murder anyone.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
