Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, I love you.
Ravenclaw: *reading Romeo and Juliet* Good to know. Now beat it. I'm reading.
Gryffindor: Come on, what's a Juliet without her Romeo?
Ravenclaw: *flipping the page* Alive. Now beat it.
Gryffindor:
YOU ARE READING
Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
