Hufflepuff: Why do the eyes water when you yawn?
Slytherin: Because you miss your bed and you're sad.
Ravenclaw: Because as you yawn, your facial muscles squeeze the lacrimal glands and small drops of tears run from it.
Slytherin:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...