At the goat section at the county fair.
Hufflepuff: *feeding the goat and embracing them.
Slytherin: Hey, is there no food left for the goat?
Ravenclaw: It's sold over there for a dollar. It said "Goat food is $1".
Slytherin: Then why is Gryffindor feeding a dollar bill to the goat?
Ravenclaw: *sighs with a facepalm
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
