Ravenclaw: Come on! I was craving it!
Hufflepuff: Oh, I can't wait to try one!
Gryffindor: What's the difference? It's just regular meat we eat almost every day.
Slytherin: That's what inexperienced people say.
*Starts cooking meat
Gryffindor: You have to cook it by yourself? That's lame.
Ravenclaw: I like it better this way so I can cook it and slice it the way I want.
Hufflepuff: Come on, try some *cutting the meat
Slytherin: *already eating some
Gryffindor: What's the damn difference- *tries it* OH MY GOD!
Hufflepuff: See? Told you!
Ravenclaw: Slytherin! Don't just eat! You cook some too!
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
