Gryffindor and Slytherin are arguing again today
Gryffindor: Grindelwald is a better villain!
Slytherin: No! Lord Voldemort is!
Gryffindor: *in a taunting voice* Oh! The bald guy without a nose who was acting like a teenage girl with a diary, tiara, a special cup, a ring, a necklace, a pet he adores, and obsession with a teenage boy?
Slytherin: It's a canon that Lord Voldemort was stronger than that man who was 'playing around' with the future headmaster.
Gryffindor: That's it!!
Slytherin: Come on!!
Gryffindor and Slytherin fist fighting
Hufflepuff: OH MY GOODNESS!! THEY'RE KILLING EACH OTHER!!
Ravenclaw: Is there a day when I can peacefully read??
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
