Gryffindor: Stop bothering me!
Slytherin: Make me!
Ravenclaw: (sighs) Hey guys, look at this branch stick. *Snaps* It breaks right?
Gryffindor, Slytherin: Is (s)he trying to teach us about a moral lesson about teamwork?
Ravenclaw: And if you have about 7 branches together... *Crack* they break.
Ravenclaw: *thinking* That was not my plan... what should I say...? *Speaks* So, this is gonna happen to you guys if you guys keep fighting.
Gryffindor, Slytherin:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
