Hufflepuff: Hey, Slytherin! I baked an apple pie! Want a slice?
Slytherin: No. I'm not hungry.
Hufflepuff: The apple experienced the pain of being sliced, the pain of being pushed down inside the pan with cinnamon, and intense heat in the oven just to hear that it tastes good. What will be the meaning of its life if no one eats it?
Slytherin: ...Give me a slice...
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
