Hufflepuff: Gryffindor, you don't like broccoli? You didn't even touch them.
Gryffindor: I do but...
Hufflepuff: But?
Gryffindor: Broccoli doesn't like me.
Ravenclaw: Shut your trap and finish them! That s*** is nutritious!
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...