Found this on the internet. Not my idea.
Gryffindor: Those things can kill you, right?
Slytherin *smoking a cigarette* I know.
Ravenclaw: *drinking whiskey* We're making it faster.
Hufflepuff: *stuffing face with cookie dough* Mmhmm!
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...