Gryffindor: Me neither. Let's hang.
Hufflepuff: Aww, want me to sing you a lullaby?
Ravenclaw: Take a warm shower, cool your room, adjust your pillows, shut off all the electronics, take slow deep breaths, visualize relaxing scenery, read a book, don't drink caffeine, and if nothing works, visit the doctor or try melatonin.
Slytherin: I can. Goodnight.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
