Ravenclaw: Hey, did Gryffindor and Slytherin fight again?
Hufflepuff: I wouldn't be surprised if they did but what happened?
Ravenclaw: Well, Gryffindor asked me for a cup of water, but then Slytherin said that (s)he was gonna get it for him/her. Then, Slytherin filled the glass with ice cubes, handed it over to Gryffindor, and said "Wait for it."
Hufflepuff: What's wrong with them??
Ravenclaw: *shrugs
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...