Hufflepuff: Hey! I got Disney+ now!
Gryffindor: Let's spend all day watching it!
Ravenclaw: *puts the book down* I'm down.
Slytherin: You guys go on, Ima go to sleep.
*At 1 AM Slytherin sneaks out and watches Disney+.
Ravenclaw: *emerges from behind the couch* Whachu doin'?
Slytherin: GAHH!
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
ФанфикWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
