Gryffindor: Where's Ravenclaw.
Slytherin: Oh yeah, I haven't seen Ravenclaw all day.
Hufflepuff: Who wants to go to Barnes & Noble with me?
Ravenclaw: I do.
Gryffindor, Slytherin: GAHH! *Jumps off their chairs* Where did you come from?!
Ravenclaw: I have been summoned.
YOU ARE READING
Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
