Hufflepuff: Hey guys, let's play Monopoly!
Slytherin: Time to ruin some friendships!
Gryffindor: Let's do this, I'm bored!
Ravenclaw: I was reading, but oh all right...
***They started to play. Ravenclaw has been getting all the good spots, railroads, utilities, houses, hotels, and was making at least four times more than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin combined***
Gryffindor:
Hufflepuff:
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw: Bow down to me, bitches
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...