Ravenclaw: You still have to eat some bell papers.
Hufflepuff: *sulks
Ravenclaw: Just eat as little as possible and you can be dismissed.
Hufflepuff: Then I'll eat 0 of them.
Ravenclaw: You can't do that. Gosh you've outsmarted me...
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...