Gryffindor: Hey what should we eat?
Hufflepuff: Anything.
Ravenclaw: Anything.
Slytherin: Anything.
Gryffindor: Should we get cheeseburger?
Hufflepuff: Too many calories.
Gryffindor: How about pizza?
Slytherin: I already ate that yesterday.
Gryffindor: What about steak?
Ravenclaw: You think we can afford that?
Gryffindor: Then what should we eat?
Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin: Anything.
Gryffindor:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...