*Ravenclaw and Slytherin calling
Ravenclaw: Hey Slytherin, where are you?
Slytherin: Home from the supermarket.
Ravenclaw: Did you forget anything.
Slytherin: No.
Ravenclaw: Did you get the groceries?
Slytherin: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Canned food?
Slytherin: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Water?
Slytherin: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Sauces and condiments?
Slytherin: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Snacks and junk food?
Slytherin: YES!
Ravenclaw: You sure you're not missing anything?
Slytherin: WHAT?
Ravenclaw: Dude, we went together and you disappeared with the cart while I was eating the samples!
Slytherin: Oh.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
