Hufflepuff: Hey guys! Look! I cracked an egg open, and it has two yolks!
Ravenclaw: Really? That doesn't happen often. In some cultures, it's good luck to find an egg with a double yolk.
Gryffindor: Isn't that EGG-cellent?
Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw:
Gryffindor: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Slytherin: Aren't you tired of making jokes like that?
Ravenclaw: I'm more tired of taking them.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
