Slytherin: *flips Gryffindor off
*Gryffindor and Slytherin get into a fistfight
Hufflepuff: Deja vu?
Ravenclaw: But Gryffindor lost patience faster than Slytherin did. By 0.00000001 millisecond.
Hufflepuff: I doubt you counted that.
Ravenclaw: :P
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...