Gryffindor: Hey, you know how you plug earphones into your ears?
Ravenclaw: Yeah.
Gryffindor: But why don't you plug headphones into your head?
Ravenclaw: Shut up and beat it before I plug your iPhone into your eyes.
Gryffindor:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
