Slytherin: Someone once said sleep is my enemy. Jesus told me to love my enemy. Therefore, I will love sleep.
Gryffindor: Maybe you should start loving m-
Slytherin: Don't you f***ing dare finish that sentence.
Gryffindor:
Ravenclaw: That's another example of someone coating bulls*** into what they call 'words of wisdom'.
Hufflepuff: I expected nothing less from Slytherin.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...