Sleep

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Slytherin: Someone once said sleep is my enemy. Jesus told me to love my enemy. Therefore, I will love sleep.

Gryffindor: Maybe you should start loving m-

Slytherin: Don't you f***ing dare finish that sentence.

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw: That's another example of someone coating bulls*** into what they call 'words of wisdom'.

Hufflepuff: I expected nothing less from Slytherin.


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