Ravenclaw: Hey Slytherin, you're like a cucumber.
Slytherin: Dafuq?
Ravenclaw: Cucumbers have vitamin C and ascorbinase. But ascorbinase destroys vitamin C.
Slytherin: What a dumbass!
Ravenclaw: That's why.
Slytherin:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
