Hufflepuff: Hey, Ravenclaw, did you cook this soup? There's a fly in it.
Ravenclaw: Really? I thought I took them all out.
Hufflepuff: Thank goodness I did not take a bite.
Gryffindor, Slytherin: ...
Gryffindor and Slytherin had a bowl.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...