Gryffindor: Hey Slytherin, I put some crackers on your desk. Feel free to have them.
Slytherin: Wow, it's odd for you to do something like that. How sweet of you. Are they good?
Gryffindor: Meh, I don't like it.
Slytherin: Then don't send me that s***
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...