Gryffindor: Hey, Ravenclaw! What am I to you?
Ravenclaw: You're a sun to me.
Gryffindor: Aww, you can't live without me-
Ravenclaw: So stay 149,597,870,700 meters away from me.
Gryffindor: You're definitely worse than Slytherin sometimes.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
