Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw hasn't been outside of the room all day. How do we get Ravenclaw out?
Slytherin: Tell Ravenclaw this: *whispers in Hufflepuff's ears*
Hufflepuff goes inside the room.
Ravenclaw: WHO THE FUCK SAID EARTH IS FLAT????
Slytherin: There it is.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
