Gryffindor: Why do you think Ravenclaw never insults Hufflepuff?
Slytherin: Probably because Ravenclaw likes to play favorites?
Ravenclaw: *pops out of nowhere* I am actually insulting Hufflepuff but doesn't realize that.
Gryffindor, Slytherin: Gahh!!
**Earlier**
Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, you're the fattest person I know.
Hufflepuff: Aww, thank you. You know that I'm phat!
Ravenclaw: Maybe I was being too smart around everyone here...
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
