Gryffindor (Male): My head hurts, my chest feels bloated, my body feels heavy, I lost my appetite... what's happening to me?
Ravenclaw (Female): Pregnant?
Slytherin (Female): You're definitely pregnant.
Hufflepuff (Female): Congratulations, Gryffindor!
Gryffindor (Male): Screw you guys...
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
