Gryffindor/Slytherin: You idiot! You wet the toothbrush before toothpaste!
Slytherin/Gryffindor: No, you moron! You wet the toothbrush after toothpaste!
Ravenclaw: Water dilutes the effects of toothpaste so wetting your toothbrush is never a good idea.
Hufflepuff: Can we just brush our teeth the way we want?
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
