Hufflepuff: Hey Slytherin, do you want the good news first or the bad news first?
Slytherin: Good news.
Hufflepuff: Tomorrow is Ravenclaw's birthday!
Ravenclaw: (*'▽'*)
Slytherin: I said I want the good news first.
Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
Hayran KurguWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
