Slytherin: One... two... three... four...
Gryffindor: Ten... twenty... thirty... forty...
Hufflepuff: Twenty-five... fifty... seventy-five... hundred...
Ravenclaw: What are you guys doing?
Slytherin: Counting coins, genius.
Gryffindor: They're all Hufflepuff's.
Hufflepuff: I saved so many coins and it's just so hard to do it by hand.
Ravenclaw: You guys use hands when the technology is already advanced that there is a machine that can separate and count the coins for less than two minutes?
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Slytherin:
Ravenclaw: *showing the machine* I saved your time. You're welcome. Go wash your hands now.
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...
