A/N: Guys, please don't take anything seriously or personally. This is just for entertainment's sake. Not all of these may be accurate.
Gryffindor: Hey, I think I'm romantically interested in someone. What should I do?
Slytherin: Well, just try talking to that person normally like, "Can I borrow your quill?"
Gryffindor: Okay, can I borrow your quill?
Slytherin:
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Things Hogwarts Houses Say
FanfictionWarning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correc...